SOLPUSSY NEWS: Bruce Declares War on Animal Shelters After Discovering They Won’t Accept Crypto

It was supposed to be a routine cat adoption awareness event, but SolPussy’s fearless mascot, Bruce, turned it into a full-scale movement after discovering that traditional animal shelters do not accept cryptocurrency.

“THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!” Bruce was heard yelling while standing on top of a stack of canned tuna donations. “How am I supposed to pay adoption fees in the future? With worthless fiat? NO THANKS.”

In a bold move, Bruce announced the launch of SolPussy RescueSwap, a revolutionary blockchain-based adoption system that allows cat lovers to buy, sell, and adopt felines using $PUSSY tokens. Unlike centralized shelters, RescueSwap offers the following perks:

• A cat adoption auction where felines set their own starting price.

• Airdrops of Scruffy Cat NFTs that double as free vet visit coupons.

• A “Play-to-Earn” feature where you get rewarded in tokens for cleaning up after your cat in real life.

As part of his protest, Bruce has been sneaking into shelters and placing QR codes on all cages, redirecting potential adopters to RescueSwap. Meanwhile, Ronald has been busy working on a "scratch-to-mint" feature that lets cats generate new NFTs by walking across keyboards.

While adoption agencies have yet to comment on Bruce’s guerilla tactics, insiders say they’ve noticed a spike in "random orange cats" sneaking into their offices, demanding to be paid in Solana.