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Promises vs. Reality: Trump’s Second-Term Circus in Progress
During his campaign for re-election, Donald Trump made a laundry list of promises, each grander and more spectacular than the last. He...
Clown Pussy
Mar 114 min read
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The Red State Welfare Paradox:
How Republican States Rely on Big Government While Preaching Small Government In the grand political theater of the United States,...
RunDown Ron
Mar 92 min read
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The Art of the Tariff: How to Lose Friends and Influence Inflation
It takes a special kind of genius to simultaneously anger your allies, threaten your enemies, and kneecap your own economy, all in one...
RunDown Ron
Mar 54 min read
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Trump and Zelensky's Oval Office Showdown: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Dysfunction
Washington, D.C. - In a display of international relations that can only be described as a tragicomedy, President Donald Trump and...
Clown Pussy
Feb 282 min read
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Epstein Files Finally Released, But Don’t Worry—The Really Good Stuff is Still ‘Under Review’
Epstein Files??? More like the Epstein post it note.
RunDown Ron
Feb 283 min read
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Bruce's High-Speed Crusade: Surfing the El Camino of Justice Across Canada
In his latest heart-stopping, headline-grabbing, fur-raising stunt, Bruce, the scraggly, blue-furred daredevil has set his sights on the...
RunDown Ron
Feb 233 min read
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Florida Man Arrested After Attempting to Rob Waffle House with a Live Alligator
ORLANDO, FL – In a story that could only come from the Sunshine State, a Florida man was apprehended early Tuesday morning after he...
Clown Pussy
Feb 212 min read
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The Great Maple Invasion: Canada, Mexico, and the EU Unite to Reclaim the U.S.
In an unprecedented move that sent shockwaves through the global community, Canada, Mexico, and the European Union announced a joint...
Clown Pussy
Feb 203 min read
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Memecoin Rug Pulls: How Elitist Scammers Are Draining Billions from Crypto
In recent years, the cryptocurrency landscape has been marred by a surge in memecoin scams, particularly "rug pulls," orchestrated by...
Clown Pussy
Feb 192 min read
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Bruce the Daredevil Cat Plans Death-Defying Grand Canyon Stunt to Raise Awareness for Stray Cats
In what experts are calling “both utterly insane and somehow noble,” world-famous feline daredevil Bruce has announced his most ambitious...
Clown Pussy
Feb 172 min read
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Around the World in News
1. Ukraine Peace Talks in Saudi Arabia Title: Diplomatic Tug-of-War: Rubio vs. Lavrov in the Desert Arena In a dazzling display of...
Clown Pussy
Feb 173 min read
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SOLPUSSY NEWS: Bruce Declares War on Animal Shelters After Discovering They Won’t Accept Crypto
It was supposed to be a routine cat adoption awareness event, but SolPussy’s fearless mascot, Bruce, turned it into a full-scale movement...
Brian Perry
Feb 141 min read
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CRYPTO NEWS: The U.S. Government Announces Plan to Regulate 'Magic Internet Money' by Hiring a 92-Year-Old Consultant
In an ambitious attempt to "understand what in the hell cryptocurrency is," the U.S. government has appointed 92-year-old Harold J....
Clown Pussy
Feb 141 min read
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INTERNATIONAL NEWS: North Korea Declares Victory Over Gravity
In a historic and unprecedented scientific breakthrough (that absolutely no one can verify), Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has proudly...
Clown Pussy
Feb 141 min read
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SolPussy News: "The First Memecoin Charity to Fund Public Defiance and Mild Debauchery"
In a world where most memecoins are rug pulls disguised as “community-driven projects,” one token has emerged with a radically different...
Clown Pussy
Feb 112 min read
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Why America’s Future is Brighter Without Education (Because Dimmer is Brighter Now)
In a bold, visionary move to ensure the future generations of Americans remain blissfully unaware of how badly they’re getting screwed,...
Clown Pussy
Feb 112 min read
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"Revolutionary New Memecoin Promises to Solve Global Inflation With More Inflation"
In a groundbreaking move that could redefine global economics, the latest Solana-based memecoin, InflateCoin, has promised to combat...
Clown Pussy
Feb 112 min read
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The Erosion of Democracy: A Nation's Blind Descent
In the initial weeks of President Donald Trump's second term, a series of actions have raised significant concerns about the dismantling...
Clown Pussy
Feb 93 min read
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In International News:
United Kingdom: Parliament Debates Mandatory Tea Breaks to Boost Productivity In a move that has both baffled and amused constituents,...
Clown Pussy
Feb 83 min read
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Financial News: Markets React to New Cryptocurrency 'FedCoin' Backed by U.S. Government
In a surprising turn of events, the U.S. government announced the launch of its own cryptocurrency, aptly named "FedCoin," sending...
Brian Perry
Feb 81 min read
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